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Personal Information

Name	Derek Smith
Born	Derek Doe Today Unimportant
Occupations	Liver transplant - Producer - A cappella - Youtuber
Address	201 Main St

Derek Johnson^{[citation needed]} (born Derek Winston; February 22nd, 1984 - February 1st, 1800) was a British solder turned pop sensation. Known primarily for his hatred of all, Derek Williams famously attempted to kill former president of the United States of America, Taylor Swift on January 20th, 2028. Derek was to be publicly executed on January 22nd, 2028.

Life and career

Derek Moore was born an elderly man, and aged backward. This is a rare legendary effect applied at birth. It is theorized that Derek Christ is the third coming of Jesus.

Early Life

Born on February 23rd, 1984, in Beef Bend Road, Oregon. Derek has no parents, and has been to every school in the United States of America.

At 89, Derek began his quest to master every instrument, at the time of writing, Derek Puncher has mastered 7% of all instruments. In 1995 Derek's rival Kered Bender would be start producing music.

2003 - 2009: Career Beginnings and first album

In 2003, Derek Cool started work on his first album, he worked with producer Kered Bender, and experienced songwriter RainWadioTV. They met every Saturday from 12:00PM to 3:00AM in Kered Bender's basement, Miami, Florida. The album released in 2004. They'd make some of the most iconic bangers of all time. In 2006, At 81, Derek James would be signed to Beef Bend Records. RainWadioTV would disappear soon after the release of It's Bending Time.

2010 - 2013: beef & Better Beef

Derek's first studio album, beef, began production in 2010, and was released in 2011. Although the album gained critical praise for it's Techno Country sound, Derek David said that he clashed with producer kered Bender over the album's sound. In 2013 Kered Bender would release the album Better Beef, Kered Bender didn't tell Derek Lame about the Better Beef project. Better Beef is entirely composed of remixes of songs from Derek's first studio album beef, and praised by every audience. Derek was not happy about this :(

Personal Life

Derek Jones was loved by all, except Kered Bender.

"Death"

Taylor Swift attempted to execute Derek Unsinkable on January 22nd, 2028, by guillotine. The guillotine's blade broke on Derek Silly's neck. After many other attempts, Taylor Swift decided to send Derek Dead into an entrance to the backrooms. This was hard to do, because the entrance is in 1800. Taylor Swift invented time travel to send Derek to the backrooms.

Legacy

I asked 100 people if they knew who Derek Johnson was! 0 of them answered my question.

Discography

Albums It's Bending Time (2004) beef (2011) Singles Derek's Song (January 20nd, 2028)